Happy Fall Everyone! I’m again taking over to fill you in on my life in my words. I’m pretty sure that I should have my own blog by now, but Mom says that I’m not ready for such responsibility. Sheesh! What a mean Mom. Seriously, how am I supposed to rely on her to give the full story?
I’m pretty sure that I did a very good job at the regional competition. Mom had that silly grin on her face and tears in her eyes when she realized we got one of those big ribbons with the long streamers. I gave one of the streamers a taste and I have to say that it was disappointing. I will stick with apples and horse treats. It was cool to have people cheer for me when Mom and I went into the big indoor. People called it a “koliseeim.” I say it was a really big indoor with lots of chairs and few windows. How do I get one of those at the farm? Maybe Santa will bring me one for Christmas…
Being at the show was a lot of fun, but by the end of the weekend I was really tired of being inside all the time. We horses need to start a union and get some better benefits – stalls with attached paddocks will be on my list of demands. An internet connection at the barn, a private apple orchard, and a climate-controlled barn will also be discussed. And none of that pay-for-performance stuff. I get my pay and benefits regardless of the color of the ribbon. But I digress…My friend Winslow was there as were Roo and Flori. Dad came along as well as my canine brother Tim. Ms. C was there to cheer for me on Saturday. It was big fun to have Miss Melana visit me at night. We had fun sending selfie photos to Mom. I think Mom was a bit jealous she missed out on all the fun.
Once I got home from the show, I had a whole week of doing nothing but hanging out in my paddock. Mom came to visit, but there was no riding. She said that I had earned my vacation. I’m trying to figure out how to have vacation every day like my brother. He won’t tell me the secret to full-time vacation. I think he is afraid Mom might put him back to work.
But now that I am back to work, I have to say that things have become much HARDER! What?! I did really well all year, so how can the work get harder? Mom and Ms. C have introduced me to this medieval torture device they call a double bridle. They stick not one, but two bits in my mouth. Two!! What was wrong with one? It has something to do with the work getting harder. I keep hearing the word “kollekshun” used more frequently. It basically means that I have to use my hind legs more and more. There is also talk around the barn about some sort of Second Level. The only other level in the barn is where they keep the extra hay. I’m waiting to see if we will have horses moving in up there. Mom and Dad have a second level at their house, so maybe my brother and I are moving. None of the other horses are telling me much, but they all like to smugly stand along the rail while I have to work with all that metal in my mouth. Luckily, I don’t have to use it every day.
You might be interested to know that my mane is finally growing back. I really didn’t mean to scratch out as much as I did this summer, but the tick bite was really itchy. My mane is at the length now that it looks like a Mohawk. Cool, huh? Maybe we can introduce that as another talking point at the union discussions this winter.
If you know anyone who wants to help me with my union formation, please send them my way. It is awfully hard to type on Mom’s laptop.