Have you been trying for weeks to wrack up the nerve to call that big name trainer for a lesson?

Has that entry form for that horse show been sitting on your nightstand for weeks, giving you night sweats?

Have you been putting off going on a group hack with your barn mates because you just know that Lightening is going to spook at the ______(insert thing that Lightening has never spooked at but someone else’s horse did a few years ago and you saw it)?

Shia Labeouf knows you’re scared. Shia Labeouf knows that you don’t think you can.

But Shia Labeouf has a questionable ponytail special message for you: